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Yea, that’s all you gotta say. I’m sold.

This guy is the man.
Sam Friday is his name and his Bear’s name is Abby.

Man with a Pet Bear

Seriously, why has no one implemented this yet? Bears are already the number one threat to America, they’d be the perfect asset to any commander/warlord/shogun/overmind. Especially if they had a few levels of tech upgrades.

Seriously, bear cubs play with 500lb logs for fun. CUBS! Imagine what damage a fucking grizzly could wreak upon the hapless masses and their prospective faces.

They’d need hella resource management though and I guess a winter-long cooldown would suffice as the only disadvantage in going with bears.

Okay, I have to admin, I only wrote this article so that I would have a reason to post these two very badass pics.

bear cavalry bears with guns