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Since everyone’s pretty much got their own predictions and interpretations of what the Large Hadron Collider is going to bring about, I figure I’ll add my own thoughts.

Ok, here goes: The LHC is going to cause a Resonance Cascade and bring about a portal storm through which the combine is going to come and subsequently enslave the entire human race after a 7 hour war.

Seriously, it’ll happen.

I’ll told you so.

(Oh yea, I tend to have a bit of dyslexia sometimes because the first time I ever read about the LHC I thought it said Large Hard On Collider)

3 Responses to "I'll told you so"

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  2. Jakob B Says:

    I’m totally for that shit, and i have to agree with you that Hadron is almost like Hard-on… Scientists really have a messed up mind like that…

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  3. OMGChris Says:

    I tend to agree with your predictions. They make alot of sense to me based on the timeline and going ons in the Half-Life storyline.

    I’m telling you, man, I don’t know how long I can wait to wrap it up. Episode 3…them even after that Half-Life 3. They say HL3 is going to conclude it but hopefully the gap from ep3 to HL3 won’t be the same as HL1 to HL2

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